Learn to speak chinese

My friend sent me this and I think it's so funny I would post it on my blog. No idea where she got it from. I might get arrested for violating copyright or something so I hope you really enjoy it!

learn to speak Chinese:
1) That's not right ....................... Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive?............. Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP................................ Kum Hia Nao
4) Small Horse ......................... Tai Ni Po Ni
5) Did you go to the beach? ............ Wai Yu So Tan
6) I bumped into a coffee table ........ Ai Bang Mai Ni
7) I think you need a face lift ........... Chin Tu Fat
8) It's very dark in here ................. Wao So Dim
9) I thought you were on a diet ........... Wai Yu Mun Ching
10) This is a tow away zone ................ No Pah King
11) Our meeting is scheduled for next week ... Wai Yu Kum Nao
12) Staying out of sight ................ Lei Ying Lo
13) He's cleaning his automobile .......... Wa Shing Ka
14) Your body odor is offensive ........... Yu Stin Ki Pu

Where in the world is Jenn?

For 6 days my best friend and I have been playing phone tag. She has somethng important to tell me and I have something important to tell her. Only problem is we are never available at the same time. She only lives 2 hours away but it's like we live in opposite time zones. I call her during the day, she doesn't pick up and so I leave a message. She calls me in the evening and I am already in bed. For the past 6 days we have called eachother everyday and usually more than once, only to get the other's voice mail.

I work Full Time 9Am-5PM. Jenn works a lot too. I am not sure if she is officially FT but her hours are usually in the evening and she'll call me around 10:30 PM on her way home from work. There was a time that that wasn't a bad time for me, but lately I've been so tired. I can't make it to 10PM!

Jenn are you out there!

I leave for Miami in 2 weeks I hope we get to talk before then!

Wizard of Oz

I love this quote from Linda, the good witch in Wizard of Oz. "It's always best to start at the begining."


Luna loves the movie, so I got the CD and we listen to it a LOT and the movie has so many wonderful qoutes, and life lessons.


I love that towards the end of her journey Dorothy learns she always had the power to get home and when she says this to Linda. Linda tells her yes but that she couldn't just tell her she had to learn on her own.



And of course another beautiful message in Wizard of Oz is the importance of family and how special they are, although sometimes we take them for granted "there's no place like home"

Roses

2 dozen roses that my husband suggested that I buy from Costco. They look so beautiful in my kitchen.

Do not feed the Ducks!

Yesterday my friend and I took Luna to feed the geese and ducks at a pond near my work. I had done this before with Luna and she loves it. It's a big hit. While we're feeding my friend notices a sign that says "Do not feed the ducks". How wonder we're always the only ones there.

Oh, the funny things that happen to me!

Luna was crying because she wanted blueberries. I told her that if she wanted something instead of crying she needs to say mommy I want something. so she says "mommy I want something". I say "good what do you want?" She said "something" Do you think she got what I was trying to say?

Today I won a ribbon for the "best table topic" I was so excited I thought I won the award because of my creative speaking ability. I later found out all the guys voted for me because I told a story about pulling up my pantyhose.